Dont Wake the Kitty Stealth Checklist

This stealth checklist is the Dont Wake the Kitty routine shrunk so you can glance at it between carries. It does not replace how to steal or how to escape. It stops you from skipping a step when the board beeps.

Use it on a second screen. Check boxes in your head. If you cannot check one, abort.

1. Plot first

You know where your door is. A pad is free or you already decided which Common to replace. Lock is armed if you are holding S-tier at home (protect).

2. Tool pre-selected

Grappler or speed gear is on the hotbar, not in the backpack UI. Controls if the hotbar fights you on mobile.

3. Board read

You glanced at a countdown sign. If a mythic is at 8 seconds, you are hunting that, not a random Common — unless the path is filthy, in which case you wait. Map and spawns.

4. Giant cylinders

You can name the nearest guard (Hello Kitty, Melody, Kuromi, Pompom, Cinnamon). Your path home does not clip their feet. If two cylinders overlap, pick another kitty.

5. Target picked

One model. Rarity matches your goal: Common for practice, Epic+ for money, Mythic only if steps 1–4 are clean. Rarity tiers.

6. Abort still allowed

You will cancel if a player contests, if the giant twitches, if your plot ping says raid. Abort is a win. Greed is how highlight reels happen to you, not for you.

7. Steal, turn, go

Hold prompt. Turn to door before sprint. No second pickup. No emote. No Index.

8. Home, place, lock, breathe

Pad selection is back/upstairs for valuables, front for bait. Lock. Watch the pad for two seconds so a trailer did not follow you. Then upgrade planner if cash is burning a hole.

Failure review (30 seconds)

If you woke a giant: which box was fake? Usually 4 or 7. If you lost a pad: box 1 or 8. If you died in a straight line: you skipped escape corners.

Admin Abuse modifier

During Admin Abuse, add box 0: server is sweaty, so treat every steal as contested. Do not skip 8.

What this checklist is not

It is not ESP. It is not auto steal. It is not a promise giants respect crouch. Quiet is distance and timing, which is why getting started still starts on edge Commons.

Run the eight boxes until they are boring. Boring steals fill pads. Exciting steals fill someone else’s pads.

Speedrun version (five words)

Door. Tool. Board. Cylinder. Home.

If you can say those five words before you leave the plot, you already passed the checklist. The eight boxes are there for the nights you are tired and about to steal through a giant’s lap because a Rainbow sparkled. Tired brains skip cylinders. That is why the list exists as a tool instead of another paragraph buried in how to steal.

Teach a friend the five words in voice. If they still wake Melody every lap, send them getting started and make them park three Commons before they touch a board. The checklist is not a personality test. It is a gate.